“I Did a Bikini Wax!” — Jason Kelce’s Wildest Confession Yet Leaves Fans Screaming With Laughter (and Pain)

The NFL has seen tackles, touchdowns, and torn ACLs—but nothing could’ve prepared fans for the sight (and sound) of Jason Kelce getting a bikini wax. That’s right. The Eagles legend, podcast co-host, and all-around lovable chaos agent did the unthinkable: stripped down, spread eagle, and let a wax technician go to war on his nether regions—all in the name of charity.

And a bet.

It Started With a Bet…

Three months ago, Kelce entered a friendly but fiercely competitive body transformation challenge with fellow NFL alum Bo Allen. The rules were simple: 2 points for each percent of body fat lost, 1 point for every pound of muscle gained. The loser would have to don a speedo at the Ocean Drive charity event for the Eagles Autism Foundation.

But this wasn’t just any bet. Jason, never one to back down from absurdity, raised the stakes: loser also gets a wax. Fans, of course, loved this idea. So, he made it official.

And then he lost.

Despite shedding nearly 3% of his body fat and 10 pounds of fat overall (which, let’s be honest, is impressive for any dad in his thirties), Jason came up just short of Bo Allen’s gains. That meant one thing: Speedo. Wax. Vulnerability. Viral gold.

“Remove Everything From the Waist Down”

Jason recounted the moment on his podcast with brother Travis Kelce, and it’s a story for the ages. When he walked into the Philadelphia branch of European Wax Center, he had no idea what he was in for. “The technician said, ‘Remove everything from the waist down.’ And I was like, ‘Excuse me?!’”

But that wasn’t the worst of it. After disrobing, Jason was told to assume the “butterfly position.” You heard that right. “I was flayed open like a spatchcock turkey,” he said, barely holding back laughter. “It was the most vulnerable I’ve ever felt.”

Travis, hearing this story for the first time, was nearly in tears. “You filleted yourself, dude,” he cackled.

No to the Brazilian, Please

Let’s be clear: this was no light grooming session. Jason Kelce got a full-on bikini wax, and according to him, it hurt more than any hit he took in his NFL career.

“They tried to talk me into the Brazilian,” he admitted. “You know what that is, right? That’s the bikini PLUS the butt. And I was like, ‘Absolutely not. Nothing’s been in that crease but my own hand and my draws.’”

And yet, his wife Kylie had a very different opinion.

“She was mad I didn’t get the Brazilian,” Jason said. “I think she’s tired of my hairy ass crack, if we’re being honest.”

Honestly, who isn’t?

American Flag on the Crotch

Once smooth and waxed, Jason pulled out the pièce de résistance: a glorious American flag Speedo, complete with a majestic eagle right on the crotch. It was patriotic. It was horrifying. It was peak Jason Kelce.

He tore off his breakaway Chubbies shorts mid-event, revealing the stars, stripes, and waxed glory underneath to a crowd of stunned onlookers. Cameras rolled. Memes were born. One poor girl in a blue shirt got an eyeful she’ll never forget. “She’s directly underneath you,” Travis joked. “She saw… everything.”

A Viral Moment for a Cause

Though the moment was painfully hilarious, it had a purpose: raising money and awareness for autism research. Jason’s viral reveal at the Ocean Drive event helped draw massive attention to the Eagles Autism Foundation, a cause close to his heart.

“I swear I’ll never miss another Eagles Autism at the Shore again,” Travis said. “I had FOMO like crazy.”

The fifth year of the Shorebirds event proved to be the wildest one yet—and Jason’s Speedo stunt will likely go down in Philadelphia legend.

“I Took It Like a Man… Kind Of”

Despite the discomfort, the technician at European Wax made the experience as comfortable as possible. Jason even admitted he understood now why women—and some men—choose to wax.

But would he do it again?

“Absolutely not,” he said. “I’d rather get hit by a linebacker than go through that again. I’ll take a concussion over a Brazilian any day of the week.”

Still, he took it like a champ. No screaming. No crying. Just one very red, very bare NFL veteran doing what needed to be done for a bet—and a good cause.

Final Thoughts From the Kelces

Kylie’s reaction? “Just another day at the OD,” Jason shrugged. But she did manage to flip him off later that night after beating the boys in Flip Cup—a fact that delighted everyone, especially Travis.

In the end, Jason Kelce proved once again why he’s a fan favorite: he’s authentic, hilarious, and willing to suffer a little for the greater good (and the internet’s amusement).

So here’s to the man who turned his bikini wax nightmare into a viral legend—and to the technician who lived to tell the tale.

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