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BREAKING: Jimmy Kimmel unleashes a blistering monologue on Donald Trump after Elon Musk accuses him of being in the Epstein files — predicts that one of them will end up in a “cell with Diddy.”

This is how you pour salt right into the wound…

“Elon Musk went absolutely nuclear. He tweeted, let’s put that up on the big screen: ‘Time to drop the really big bomb. Donald Trump is in the Epstein files. That is the real reason they’ve not been made public,’” a smiling Kimmel said on his show. “I knew this day would come, and yet somehow it’s even better than I imagined.”

“That’s a serious accusation. What does Elon know? What evidence could there possibly be that Trump was in league with Jeffrey Epstein? Other than this and this,” Kimmel said, showcasing infamous photos and clips of Trump partying with billionaire pedophile Jeffrey Epstein.

“If it’s not true, he could get sued for a zillion dollar,” Kimmel added.

The outspoken comedian then pivoted to rip into hack MAGA anchor Carl Higbie of Newsmax who absurdly claimed that “Trump might be working with Elon in tandem here to tank his own bill in a 4D chess move.”

“These dumb guys are so dumb they assume other dumb guys like Trump are geniuses,” said Kimmel. “In February, Elon tweeted, ‘I love Donald Trump as much as a straight man can love another man.’ They couldn’t quit each other. It was like ‘Woke-back Mountain’ with these two. Now it’s all gone and battle lines are being drawn.”

“You’ve got one MAGA hero accusing another MAGA hero of withholding the Epstein files because he himself is a part of them. And what do they do? I can’t wait to find out,” Kimmel continued. “My prediction: at the end of this, one of them’s in a cell with Diddy.”

Kimmel had harsh words for Musk earlier this week as well, mocking the reports that the oligarch was “butthurt” about being forced out of the Trump administration.

“And yes they did use that word, it was a quote of some of the stuff that was in the bill”, Kimmel said. “Usually when Elon’s butt hurts, it’s because of all the drugs he’s trying to smuggle through White House security, but this time it’s different.”