“It’s Over!” Trump Tells Jimmy Elon Musk Ghosted Him After Secret Florida Meeting — Claims Betrayal Involved Tesla, Twitter, and a Slice of Pizza

In the most bizarre Tonight Show interview yet, Trump accuses Musk of ghosting, unveils cryptic texts, and hints at a new “revenge presidency.”

Jimmy Fallon’s “Tonight Show” Takes Aim at Trump, Tesla, and Teslurs: An Unhinged, Hilarious Recap of the Latest Headlines

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“Welcome to The Tonight Show!” Jimmy Fallon declared as the crowd erupted in applause. With signature energy and the sparkle of chaos in his eyes, Fallon launched into an episode that felt part stand-up set, part therapy session, and part political roast. As he welcomed legendary actor Robert De Niro to the stage and teased an appearance by “Weird Al” Yankovic and music from Arcade Fire, Fallon had already fired up his audience — but the real fuel was yet to come.

Because tonight wasn’t just about movie stars and music legends. It was also about Elon Musk, Donald Trump, a mysterious Tesla “breakup,” and… fungus smuggling.

Trump Trips, Teslas Fall, and De Niro Sings “Wicked”?

Fallon opened with warmth and wit, casually mentioning Robert De Niro’s upcoming role in “Meet the Parents 4” and joking about Ariana Grande joining the cast. In exchange? “De Niro will be in ‘Wicked 2,’” Fallon quipped, slipping seamlessly into a De Niro-as-Elphaba impression: “Something has changed within me…”

But Jimmy wasn’t here just to parody Broadway. Quickly pivoting to political satire, he noted how former President Trump had stumbled while boarding Air Force One. “Yeah, Biden was like, ‘Not so easy, is it?’” Fallon grinned.

And in perfect slapstick escalation, he followed with: “Then Marco Rubio boarded the plane… and also tripped. You know Trump made him do it.”

“Come on, Marco,” Fallon mimicked in Trump’s voice. “Take one for the team, buddy.”

Trump’s Breakup with Elon Musk: The Teslur Saga Begins

But things turned from clumsy to downright bizarre when Jimmy addressed the ongoing Trump–Elon Musk feud. “Trump is reportedly selling the Tesla he bought months ago,” Fallon reported. “Which is what everyone does after a breakup — get rid of anything that reminds you of your ex.”

Then came the kicker: actual footage of Trump praising his new car. “Thank you all very much. I love Teslur.” Fallon couldn’t let it go. “Teslur? Did he say Teslur?” he gasped. “Is that the off-brand you buy from a gas station in Florida?”

That’s when the parody commercial aired — and the crowd lost it.

“Come on down to Trump Teslur where everything merst ger!” Trump’s voice bellowed. “We’ve got Hondurs, Toyoturs, Vulvas — all with 0% APR financing… whatever the hell that means!”

Fallon, doubled over in laughter, added: “Get your Teslur, folks. Stop in toder!”

Jimmy Interviews “Trump” About the Musk Breakup — and It’s Unhinged

Then came the segment that broke the Internet.

“Everyone’s still talking about Trump’s big falling out with Elon Musk,” Fallon said. “So I sat down with the man himself to get answers.”

Cut to Jimmy interviewing a faux-Trump (played expertly — or possibly by Jimmy himself in disguise). The satirical exchange was pure gold:

Fallon: “What happened between you and Elon?”
Trump: “We broke up a little bit.”

Fallon: “What did you say about Elon last Wednesday?”
Trump: “He’s totally brilliant.”
Fallon: “And on Thursday?”
Trump: “Dumb as a rock.”

Fallon: “Have you ever been this disappointed before?”
Trump: “Don Jr. And Eric.”

Fallon: “How many of Elon’s kids have you met?”
Trump: “1.6 trillion. Trillion, not billion.”

Fallon: “What exploded faster than your relationship?”
Trump: “Teslur!”

Fallon: “How’s Elon coping?”
Trump: “Hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of cocaine.”

Cue Elon popping up on screen with a dry, “Yes!” and the crowd erupted.

Other News: Lululemon, Chipotle, and… a Fungus-Smuggling Band?

Jimmy then swerved back to the real world — or tried to. Lululemon, he reported, is raising prices due to tariffs. “Their stock is sagging — but thankfully, they can lift it and make it look amazing.”

Then came Chipotle’s first new dip in five years. Fallon deadpanned: “They wanted to do it earlier, but had to wait until RFK Jr. shut down the FDA.”

But things got truly surreal with this next headline: “Two researchers charged with smuggling fungus into Michigan.”

House band member Tariq couldn’t help himself: “Hold up, you did not just say smuggling fungus.”

“Oh, it’s not just a crime,” Fallon declared, “It’s a band.”

And just like that, “Smuggling Fungus,” the impromptu jam band, was born. Guitars blared and lyrics soared:

♪ Smuggling fungus!
Yeah, first we take the fungus
And then we dip it in the hummus
Then we grab a compass
‘Cause we’re smuggling all the fungus! ♪

The audience screamed with laughter. This wasn’t a talk show anymore — it was a fever dream.

Zebras, Sly Stone Tributes, and a Heartfelt Moment

The episode finally dipped into poignancy, as Jimmy paid tribute to Sly Stone, the musical icon who passed away that day. Questlove, who had recently directed the Hulu documentary Sly Lives!, spoke softly: “He invented the alphabet that musicians write with.”

Fallon nodded, honoring a legend in a moment of rare silence.

But not for long.

“By the way,” Fallon added, “a zebra that was missing in Tennessee for a week was found and flown home.”

Then, grinning: “Or, as they call it at Arby’s… the number three.”

Even the zebra couldn’t escape the Trump–Elon fallout.

Tonight’s Guests: A Perfect Storm of Weird, Wild, and Legendary

To close the night, Fallon hyped the incredible lineup:

Robert De Niro, co-founder of the Tribeca Festival, promoting its 24th year.

“Weird Al” Yankovic, kicking off his Bigger & Weirder Tour.

Arcade Fire, delivering a musical performance to round out the chaos.

“That,” Fallon shouted as the crowd roared, “is a SHOW.”

Conclusion: Fallon’s “Tonight Show” Becomes the Circus America Needs

In a time where politics, tech, and entertainment are so entangled they practically tweet at each other in the shower, Jimmy Fallon has found the sweet spot: roast it all with love, silliness, and a wink.

In one hour, Fallon skewered Trump’s ego, Elon’s chaos, Teslas (sorry, Teslurs), zebra trafficking, corporate dips, and intergalactic breakups — and still made time to sing about hummus.

Smuggling Fungus, Teslurs, De Niro in “Wicked 2,” and Trump crying over vinyl records?

Only on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon.