BREAKING: ABC Shakes Up Late Night—Tucker Carlson Replaces Jimmy Kimmel!

In a plot twist no one expected (yet somehow, everyone saw coming), ABC has cut ties with longtime late-night host Jimmy Kimmel and handed the mic to none other than Tucker Carlson. That’s right—the same Tucker Carlson who built his career on fiery political takes is now stepping into the world of network television entertainment.

Reports suggest Carlson’s new contract comes with a staggering paycheck, making Kimmel’s salary look like spare change. After his dramatic exit from Fox News, Carlson is now set to redefine late-night programming, bringing what ABC calls a “bold new perspective” to the 11:35 PM time slot. Because, of course, what America truly needed was fewer celebrity interviews and punchlines, and more late-night political monologues.

The decision has left fans baffled. Kimmel, known for blending sharp humor with heartfelt moments, is being replaced by a host who thrives on controversy and confrontation. ABC insiders claim it’s all about ratings—apparently, the network believes viewers would rather go to bed with political outrage than lighthearted laughter.

Critics have wasted no time calling out the bizarre pivot, pointing out that late-night TV was traditionally meant to unite audiences with comedy, not deepen ideological divides. But ABC seems willing to take the gamble, betting that audiences are ready for less humor and more heated debates before bedtime.

As for Carlson? He’s embracing the move wholeheartedly, stating, “I’ve always believed late-night television is the perfect platform to discuss the real issues facing our country.” Buckle up, America—late night will never be the same.